When you’re a geek, you apply to grad school in secret.

No I won’t be asking my returning undergraduates this… not yet.

No, of course this doesn’t happen… and no it didn’t happen yesterday when we submitted an abstract to ASM…

Teaching a general science course this semester and I’m absolutely using this to teach Newton’s three laws.

I’ll miss my colleague while he’s on sabbatical this semester. Wait, which one am I…?